When someone tells me "I believe in ______, just not the way you define it." I feel like saying, "I believe in cars, just not the way you define it. I believe cars have four hooves instead of four tires, a tail instead of a bumper, reins instead of a steering wheel, and instead of making a VROOM noise, they say NAAAAY. But I totally believe in cars."
Words have meaning, folks!
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